Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.

obsidianshadow:

aruslym:

Friendly reminder that Dreamworks created a character who not only displayed everything that’s wrong with Nice Guy Syndrome, but also turned into a supervillian when he was friend zoned.

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Megamind was such a good movie. I recommend that everyone watches it. :)

(Source: tharkold, via lizardvvizard)

mangaluva:

Sometimes I can’t stop thinking about how Zuko accidentally spoke against his father and begged for forgiveness, on his knees with tears in his eyes, and got half his face burned off and banished from his home

Then Zuko betrayed his uncle and everything Iroh had ever taught him, begged for forgiveness on his knees with tears in his eyes, and got a hug and complete forgiveness and unconditional love

(via dangerpro)

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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(via partyputin)

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halleluyall:

thorinorkinshield:

drmrhayls:

itachirox:

aradia-in-the-tardis:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-happening:

Ron Perlman, everybody.

HOLY SHIT HE WAS THE TEACHER

HE WAS THE FUCKING TEACHER OH MY GOD

what the fucking fuck

holy fuck

(Source: this-little-kaiju-is-yamarashi, via firefightertachibana)

weirdsmobile:

Everyone who grew up a nonconformist in a small town knows that sigh.

weirdsmobile:

Everyone who grew up a nonconformist in a small town knows that sigh.

(via elvishprincess)

foodhumor:

ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

(Source: jensensations, via galaxyflavored)

davesproot:

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

"Archimedes, no!"

davesproot:

cobrastein:

ghostlycoos:

RELEASE THE PIGEONS

the person that goes running after them omfg

"Archimedes, no!"

(Source: faizebeleth, via galaxyflavored)

artforadults:

llesim submitted 
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Lenka Simeckova - on Tumblr / Facebook / Deviantart

artforadults:

 submitted 

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Lenka Simeckova - on Tumblr / Facebook / Deviantart

(via elvishprincess)

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

like

it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

unamusedsloth:

Big cat, small vacuum.

unamusedsloth:

Big cat, small vacuum.

(via justabookwhorewithateafetish)

(Source: unwinona, via alaskastardust)